Some of page content & features are available only to members - Sign up only takes 8 seconds!

Ear Muffs

+4 votes
26 views
Mar 1 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
Winters are fierce in Minnesota where he lives, so the owner of a construction project felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.

Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the project manager asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?"

The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty."

"Why don't you wear them?" The Project Manager said.

The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't hear him! Never again, never again!"

image

Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/coldjokes.html

2 Answers

TheOtherTink Mar 1

Wait a minute!   If he didn't hear him, how did he find out he had been offered lunch?  :)

Lol, T(h)ink, that is the question ...

:angel::D:D:D

Rooster Mar 2

As always Marianne! :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Mar 2

Lol, yes, Rooster - that was another, somehow weird "story"; as T(h)ink pointed out, it is very strange that he found out about having been offered lunch, if he didn't hear it ...  :D:D:D

Related questions

:D
Aug 22 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Kninjanin (3,583 points) 2 answers
:)
Aug 18 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (21,060 points) 2 answers
:)
Aug 18 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (21,060 points) 2 answers

Question followers

0 users followed this question.

38 Online
0 Member And 38 Guest
Today Visits : 736
Yesterday Visits : 5381
All Visits : 9104453
...