Eating Properly is Essential in a Good Diet
Terry rushes into Doctor Sims's surgery. He has a parsnip up one nostril, a courgette in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
'Doctor, Doctor,' Terry wails, 'I've got dreadfully sore ears and can hardly breathe! What's wrong with me?'
Doctor Sims looks at him for a few moments, shakes her head sorrowfully and answers, 'Terry, you're not eating properly.'
Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
http://www.guy-sports.com/funny/funny_diet_jokes.htm
About "Rocket Salad":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruca_sativa
That's funny! Again you bring a smile to my face first thing in the morning!
Thank you, Rooster!
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