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An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem.
"Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?"
The doctor replied, "Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come see me in a week."

A week later, the old man came back to the doctor and he was upset. "Doc, those pills didn't help - they made it worse! I'm still farting, but now they stink something fierce!"
The doctor replied, "Calm down, sir. Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."
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Okay Other Tink, here is a doctor joke for you...

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren’t so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."

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:O :blush: :) :angel: :D

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Good ones both of you! I know a good one too but I best not say it here! LOL. :D :D :D

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@ Rooster:

Now you've got my curiosity spinning:D

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Lol - a good one, T(h)ink! :D:D:D

I got a picture: 

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@ Marianne,

Is the patient allowed to wash the pill before each re-swallowing? :D

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Oh yuck! I did not even really understand your cartoon, Marianne, until reading O'Tink's response...

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@ Virginia,

Yes, at first glance I thought the patient had priapism, but then the "one pill four times a day" made no sense. :D

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Tink, clearly great minds run together...because that was my first thought also  - :'( (is this little yellow smiley face guy looking embarrassed?)

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@ Virginia,

No, your little guy is crying.  I think this one is blushing with embarrassment. :blush: :D

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'nkay, and ty, O'Tink...still learning all the mysteries of SOLVED, here...

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@T(h)ink and Virginia

Lol - right you are; the Doctor shows only one pill and not the whole package - oh, the patient might misunderstand that too ...

:D:D:D


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