An arithmetic problem?

Question

For too many girls, sex is like arithmetic:

1. Subtract the clothes.

2.  Add the bed.

3. Divide the legs.

4. Pray you don't multiply. 

Answer 1

   

Comments

Liked that one, eh?  (I'm speaking Canadian now.) 

Answer 2

Tink!!! Rooster has made an outstanding contribution to the visual expression of your many (heretofore hidden) facets, here...     ...she is wonderful, even sports her wings outlined with fire...

Comments

And a fine pair of horns.