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Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions.

If they answer correctly, they are released. Jon is called into the doctor's office first.
The doctor says: "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

Jon says: "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind."

The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the questions and answers.

The doctor asks Dan: "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"
Dan says: "I'd be half blind."

The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind."

"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor.

"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."

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Link: http://jokes4all.net/cheating-jokes?p=8

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:D :D :D Love it!

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Lol, Rooster, I am glad that you like it.

:D:D:D


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Going blind would serve him right for being a member of the exploitative bourgeois class who wear hats.

If he had been a good, honest worker, that would not have been a problem.  All power to the soviets!  :D

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Lol, T(h)ink - didn't you forget the righteous "poor lonesome cowboy"?



There are many different categories of people who wear hats ...

:D:D:D


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@ Tink : Nice picture..........comrade! :D :D

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@ Marianne: There are some great hats out there! I should know! :D :D

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Yes, Marianne, but only exploiters wear hats too big for their heads... or is it the other way around...?  :angel: :ermm: :) :D

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@ Rooster: Comrade, those damn capitalists messed everything up for us.  We had it all, fancy dachas, limousines, champagne and caviar, all the comforts of Nomenklatura communism.  :D

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@ Tink : Da tovarishch !:D

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Lol, Rooster, that includes Rooster Cogburn, of course! :)

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:):D


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Well, T(h)ink, yes, hats and crowns are too big - and many of the worlds worst despots and murderers were pictured with head coverings, crowns or hats of all kinds - big and small ones (and big, small or no ears) ...

image image image and many, many more ...

:O:ermm::angel::D

P.S.:
Oh, it can also be the other way around, as, seemingly, the too big hat could/can go to the wrong side:
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@ Marianne, LOL, poor New Zealand.  :D

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Yes, T(h)ink - poor New Zealand.

:O:angel::D

- or not so poor, after all ?

But that is, of course, much later:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Rugby_World_Cup_Final

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Why are the New Zealanders making all those rude, obscene gestures?  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

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Well, T(h)ink, there must be a certain "Captain Caveman" influence - err - a very ancient cultural rite ....

:O:angel::D:D:D

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I loved your joke Marianne, especially the photo!  <3

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Lol, Virginia, and the feedback of all of you is really inspiring, thank you and that includes all. <3:)

:D:D:D


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