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A young man comes home and says:
"Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replies: "OK son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand.
"Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies: "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says: "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies: "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went!"

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Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=30

3 Answers

Rooster
Marianne Rooster

Lol, Rooster, and he's a "long-haired" driver ...

:angel::D:D:D


Rooster Rooster

@Marianne: He sure is! LOL

Marianne Rooster

Lol - :D:D:D.

TheOtherTink

"And he walked everywhere he went, even on the water!"

Marianne TheOtherTink

That is perfectly correct, T(h)ink.

:angel::D:D:D


Virginia

Enjoyed this one, Marianne!

Marianne Virginia

You're very welcome, Virginia. :)<3

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