Senior joke...

Question

An old man walks into the doctor's waiting room and goes straight to reception. The receptionist asks what is the problem? He says “ I've got a problem with my dick “ .Embarrassed, the receptionist says “ you shouldn't say things like that in a crowded waiting room. Much more discreet would be to say that you have something wrong with your ear. Now go back out and come in again and try that “ He scratches his head but goes out the door. Comes straight back in again goes straight to the receptionist and says “ I've got something wrong with my ear “ “That's better “ she says. “ what's wrong with your ear?” “I can't pee out of it!

Answer 1

Receptionist: "Have you tried the Valsalva maneuver? That's very good for clearing stopped-up ears."

Comments

I'm not even gonna ask...but never heard of this maneuver...

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You pinch your nose shut, and try to breathe out with your mouth closed also. The pressure pops your ears. It works pretty well if your ears get stopped up flying in a plane.

Answer 2

Senior? 

Answer 3

AT THE BAR THE OTHER NIGHT

An elderly looking gentleman, (mid-nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me, do I come here often?”