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I'd be like "so...kissing CAN get someone pregnant...wow" lol
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Well I would wonder how since I´m a virgin.
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Gotta pay that.
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I'd insist on a DNA test after I asked her who her mother is.
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No big deal. Five people have been doing that for years. Seems natural.
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I have four that keep asking me....I tell them to prove it...then my wife clips me around the head...lol..
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Hmmm.....off the top of my head?  I'd probably attempt to remain calm and ask them if they had a twin or not.
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Haha not going to happen!!!
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That should say not going to happen
Can you edit on here?
Duh I found it
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I would look closely, to see if it was one of my daughters.
If not, I would demand on a maternity test.
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Laugh and say, "nope"
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Hello friend, I see you're back on Amirite.....

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Gone again. :ermm:

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Being that I'm a woman, I think I'd remember giving birth to a third child.
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