OK, I'll change the subject. 
I saw the film, "A Man for all Seasons" last night. The wittiest line (among many) was when Sir Richard Rich perjured himself to cause Sir Thomas More to be found guilty of treason against the King.
As Rich passed by, More noticed that Rich was wearing the badge of office of Attorney General for Wales (Rich's political reward for his perjury), whereupon More remarked, "Richard, it profits a man nothing to gain the entire world if he should thereby lose his soul, but for WALES?!" 